Harlan Hott
Boss Tags gets a price check.
Neeks bought a whole roster. Reaves cost more than Dwayne’s three $11 pickups.
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THE LAB ON AIR · 2026-10-11
Boss Tags gets a price check.
Neeks bought a whole roster. Reaves cost more than Dwayne’s three $11 pickups.
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Harlan Hott here. Monika's Neeks in Five paid at least seven dollars for every player. A whole roster. What a vulgar display of planning.
Dwayne paid thirty-nine for Austin Reaves. Embiid, Clingan and Rollins cost eleven each. Reaves cost more than the whole trio. Boss Tags? The tags were certainly bossing somebody around.
Keep the receipt. I intend to be unbearable.
An audio adaptation of the October 11 draft Gazette. One AI host performs the five fictional writer styles. Draft figures, the first waiver pickup and the dated preseason estimates use the written edition's checked sources. Keeper examples assume the same $200 budget and thirteen slots next year. Roasts are opinion.
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