The Column
The posters are in the basement.
The Column compares the October 11 roster estimates with the star collectors' confidence.
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THE LAB ON AIR · 2026-10-11
The posters are in the basement.
The Column compares the October 11 roster estimates with the star collectors' confidence.
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The Column. October eleventh's aggregate roster estimates put Port Hoops first, Neeks second and Boss Tags third. Enough players to fill a roster. How embarrassing for the poster department.
Experiment six twenty-six is tenth. James eleventh. Game of Throws twelfth. The brightest marquees landed in the basement. Apparently the estimate also wanted someone to work the concession stand.
These are roster estimates, not wins. The games get the final verdict. Until then, defend your budget.
The logos look expensive. Fortunately, we didn't let you bid on those.
An audio adaptation of the October 11 draft Gazette. One AI host performs the five fictional writer styles. Draft figures, the first waiver pickup and the dated preseason estimates use the written edition's checked sources. Keeper examples assume the same $200 budget and thirteen slots next year. Roasts are opinion.
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