The Gavel
James's bench was hired for the exposure.
Three stars get contracts. Ten other players split $15.
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THE LAB ON AIR · 2026-10-11
James's bench was hired for the exposure.
Three stars get contracts. Ten other players split $15.
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All rise. James paid one hundred eighty-five dollars for Luka, Shai and Bam. Ten players share fifteen dollars. Your stars got contracts. Everybody else was hired for the exposure.
Guilty. Community service: explain your bench without using the word upside.
An audio adaptation of the October 11 draft Gazette. One AI host performs the five fictional writer styles. Draft figures, the first waiver pickup and the dated preseason estimates use the written edition's checked sources. Keeper examples assume the same $200 budget and thirteen slots next year. Roasts are opinion.
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